I know you are probably thinking WTF is he going to talk about? GOOD! Muhaha!
Well I live in a college dorm that is crap, yes literally, and I have to use a community bathroom which is not all that bad, but it sure does have some interesting stories to accompany it. First off, to understand what a community bathroom is like, you have to have used one and know all the little secrets about your own bathroom to get the most from it. I know one thing that is common to ALL community bathrooms is that everybody brushes their teeth in there. This doesn't seem like it would cause any problems right? HA! It doesn't cause real problems, but it starts these little battles between two people who are brushing their teeth at the same time. You have to know what I'm talking about because if I'm the only one this is pretty embarrassing. So basically, you go into the bathroom with your toothbrush and toothpaste or your little shower caddie with everything in it. Thinking that you will have a peaceful time in the bathroom brushing your teeth and getting them all nice and shiny clean. Oh no! Two other people are in there getting ready to brush their teeth too! You put your toothpaste on your toothbrush and begin to brush your teeth. The bathroom battle has begun! The other two people have been brushing their teeth for some time now and you think ok well since they have been brushing for so long, I only have to wait until they stop so I can stop a bit after them. But they don't stop! and you have to keep brushing your teeth because if you stop before they do then clearly you do not brush your teeth well at all. So you have to keep going until the other people decide to stop. The battle rages for seconds and seconds! Until finally, you give up and stop brushing your teeth because you can't brush your teeth for that long, it's crazy!
I hope you appreciate that as much as I do because I see it happen almost everyday in my bathroom when people are getting ready and it makes me laugh. A good stand off between two hardcore tooth brushers is really good entertainment in the morning. I know there is more to say, but it will have to wait. Comment!